Crossing Swords
ComedyAnimation
Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?
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Cast
Nicholas Hoult
Patrick (voice)
Alanna Ubach
Queen Tulip (voice)
Seth Green
Blinkerquartz (voice)
Adam Pally
Broth (voice)
Luke Evans
King Merriman (voice)
Adam Ray
Ruben (voice)
Tony Hale
Blarney (voice)
Tara Strong
Coral (voice)
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Doreen (voice)
Maya Erskine
Princess Blossom (voice)
Yvette Nicole Brown
Sgt. Meghan (voice)
Breckin Meyer
Glenn (voice)
Jameela Jamil
Sloane (voice)
Ben Schwartz
Keefer (voice)
Rob Corddry
The Old King (voice)
Alfred Molina
Robin Hood (voice)
Natasha Lyonne
Norah (voice)
Episodes
Canceled
1. Shamrock Shakedown
Dec 10, 2021
2. Toxic Femininity
Dec 10, 2021
3. Destination: Wedding
Dec 10, 2021
4. Good Vibrations
Dec 10, 2021
5. Get Your Minchachas Out
Dec 10, 2021
6. Tent Pitching
Dec 10, 2021
7. Nothin, Usurp With U?
Dec 10, 2021
8. Sad-iator
Dec 10, 2021
9. Knight of the F**king Dead
Dec 10, 2021
10. Hard Day’s Knight
Dec 10, 2021
Watch order
2 seasons — watch them in this order for the full story.
1Season 1
2020 · 10 ep · ★ 7.4
2Season 2
2021 · 10 ep
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